“Bought a $2500 e-bike two weeks ago. Locked it up in my apartment building’s “secure storage room”. Walked downstairs today to see this where my bike was.”

“My mom dropped something on the stovetop by accident”

"Canadians know the pain."

“The only water fountain at work…”

“Boyfriend put water bottle into the dishwasher and it shrunk”

“Always check your oven before turning it on, kids”

“I couldn’t figure out where the sudden smell of burning plastic was coming from in my room, until I looked up.”

“Well, a spider bit my balls. I’d show my balls, butttttt yea rather not. So enjoy this pic of a spider!”

“Been drinking water from my Ikea water dispenser only to see this when I took the wooden lid off.”

“My root canal cap came off during dinner”

“Just a dusting of fiberglass all over my yard…”

“Wondered why I’m cramping and running to the toilet today…..”

“Our upstairs neighbors kids run so hard, they’re literally knocking out our vents.”

“$50 worth of gas at the cheapest station I could find”

“After 13 years I made my two dogs their final meals as tomorrow morning we have to put them to sleep. I made sure to give them only their favorite treats like half a hamburger, nuggets, fries, eggs and apples but I still wish we had one more day.”

“UGHH Woodchips at elementary school playgrounds.”

“Was almost finished with my salad when I realized there was a dead bug in it.”

“Cell phone exploded”

“My 3yo son decided to microwave our 3DS…”

“That’s how crooked my house is.”

“My tempered glass mixing bowl exploded today. Now I’m wondering if I should toss the rest of the set.’